Allegedly.
Its actual function is more complex. Scientists developing a new form of commercial energy have discovered a strange force acting at an atomic level within non-natural fibres such as nylon and polyester.
Such is the high concentration of anoraks and camping paraphenalia in this region that they have covert agents posing as map-sellers who drain the waterproof force in night-time sting operations, whilst the wearers are on acid.
This same research project also have a second sting-team permanently operating on the platforms of Clapham Junction station.
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