Pinky and Perky in Love Child Scandal

The pork-bellied squeaky singing duet of Pinky and Perky are currently in hiding after a fearless Phat reporter found out a dark secret from the chart-topper's past. During the swinging sixties when Pinky and Perky were squealing their way to stardom they had a brief affair, the result of which was an illegitimate baby daughter. The child was adopted by a family in Liverpool, and the two pigs never saw her again. That is, until the last Eurovision Song Contest. Phat can exclusively reveal that Pinky and Perky's love child is none other than singing heartthrob, Sonya.

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