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(Even the conspiracy experts are keeping this from you.)

M1 Motorway, England

British Intelligence assigned top scientists to a bunker beside the M1 Motorway to develop a stunning new sonic weapon, safe in the knowledge that the traffic noise would drown out their experiments.

However extreme clumsiness resulted in the device being fired vertically into space, where it was take as a pangalactic "Yo, wassup?" by some passing interstellar homeboys.

Stopping only to tag, the E.T. MCs swiftly got back on track when they realised their mistake. Sadly, the remaining throw-up causes offense to Earthly travellers to this day, for the message reads: "It's Grim Up North".

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