Ten Reasons to Leave a Job at McDonald's

1. You find the uniform has given you ideas above your station.
2. Girls you're trying to impress start seeing you on litter patrol.
3. You start throwing salt about every time the phone rings.
4. The only thing you can say is "Fries with that?"
5. On Sunday you pray to a statue of Ronald
6. You get a perm and die it red.
7. You've stolen every free gift and voucher available.
8. You suddenly start really caring whether or not you're going to get another gold star.
9. You ask your girlfriend to roll in chip fat and dress up as Hamburglar.
10. You've started to eat the food.

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