CYNTHIA ROSE:
REAL TIME HOT TIPS

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Tons of top tips on global sounds, schemes, mad events and trends

...not to mention the archive

• GREAT BALLS OF TWINE
  Or Baler Wire!!! Or... plastic???

• CULT CARTOONIST'S BAND
  Post Grunge Popsters Recruit Peter Bagge

• WORLD'S BEST TIKI HUT, SOUVENIR SHOP AND ESPRESSO STAND
  Weird Stuff by Mail Order

• THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE
  Safety and Violence Hot Topics on Celebrity-Packed CD

• PEDRO MEYER
  Photographer and Digital Renaissance Man

• THE TICK
  A Superhero for the Simpsons generation

• ART SHOW GOES ON-LINE
  Flowers and The Female Form from Sky Cries Mary stars

• RAMONES TO RETIRE
  Godfathers of Punk say Adios Amigos! Exclusive interview

• SOCCER STAR'S BOOTLEGGED BOOK
  Eric Cantona as you've never seen or read him

• CORRESPOND DIRECTLY WITH ESQUIVEL!!!
  Girl-crazy lounge lizard issues wacky new CD

• TRADING IN FUTURES
  Cyber-author Neal Stephenson interviewed

• HOTTEST GLOBAL HIP-HOP MAG
  Win a tape from Top of the Props

• BRITAIN'S HIT ROCK NOVEL
  Where sex meets the anorak

• NUDES AND SICKO STUFF A-GO-GO
  Top shelf stuff for anyone that loves a good bad movie

• BEST RECORD STORE IN LONDON
  And they do mail order

• KURT COBAIN 1967-1994
  Messages, and words from the man who wrote Cobain's favourite flick

• BEST BONNETS ON THE NET
  Gothic glam a go-go

• RUDE, NUDE AND DANGEROUS TO KNOW
  Cramps go dada in new video

• NWA'S FOUNDER DIES OF AIDS
  Rap's primo gangster pens his final message

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• JIMMY SMITS' TICKET TO PRIMETIME
  NYPD Blue's new star spills his secrets

• PARTY BAND FROM OUTER SPACE
  Better than a B52 and plenty versatile

• VELCRO TAP-DANCING: A US PHENOMENON
  Bookings pour in for the Doctor with unique talent

• JUNGLE MUSIC MEETS BHANGRA
  And you'll win the choicest cuts!

• GUYS! GUYS! LISTEN UP!
  Don't you relish cars and bars?

• MUSIC GREAT ESQUIVEL: ASK US ANYTHING
  All enquiries handled, 24-7

• FIRST TRULY EPIC POP SONG OF '95
  Yes! Yes! Yes! Genuine pop perfection

• BIGGEST UK BUZZ SINCE PUNK
  Junglist music walks a new beat

• WON! PETER BAGGE'S OWN AUTOGRAPHED UNDERWEAR
  Cult cartoonist achieves shocking stocking giveaway

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